Tuesday 27 December 2005
Similar But Not The Same
What I feel feels sanded down,
Like the 'sorries' thrown around,
Non-commital, void and null,
Vacant, colourless and dull
Disjointed, numb and sorry sighs,
Surreal and loose-limbed lullabies
Eminate in muffled haze
And part in misty, morning rays
As I age, my virtue fades
Into routine acts of praise
And although it may seem insane,
It's similar, but not the same!
What I feel feels so dumbed down
Like 'I love yous' thrown around,
Lacking in a truth so pure,
Sordid, crass and insecure
Disjointed, numb and sorry sighs,
Forlorn, lacklusture, lonely cries
Eminate in muffled haze
And die in darkened morning shade
As I age, my virtue fades
Into routine acts of praise
And although it may seem insane,
It's similar, but not the same!
If I'm unique in my kindness,
...I really can't see how...
'Coz in this sorry, selfish state...
...I seem to be drowned out
As I age, my virtue fades
Into routine acts and praise
Now and then I feel the strain,
It's similar, but not the same...
...Now and then I feel the pain,
I'm similar, but not the same.
Monday 12 December 2005
A Psychotic Delusion
If 'sane' is accepting the consensus reality and 'insane' is denying it then a psychotic delusion is no less real to the person experiencing it then anything else they experience.
Imagine you've never heard a cow 'mooing' (those of you who haven't don't need to imagine.)
You still know that cows 'moo' because other people have told you. It is genereally accepted.
Imagine you then go out into the countryside and hear cows go 'baa.' Your opinion changes you think that cows, or at least the cows you heard, go 'baa.' To everyone else you are insane, particularly to those who heard the same cows go 'moo,' but your experience of the cows going 'baa' was as vivid as any other experience. Who is to say it wasn't 'real'?
Imagine you've never heard a cow 'mooing' (those of you who haven't don't need to imagine.)
You still know that cows 'moo' because other people have told you. It is genereally accepted.
Imagine you then go out into the countryside and hear cows go 'baa.' Your opinion changes you think that cows, or at least the cows you heard, go 'baa.' To everyone else you are insane, particularly to those who heard the same cows go 'moo,' but your experience of the cows going 'baa' was as vivid as any other experience. Who is to say it wasn't 'real'?
Sunday 11 December 2005
Money
Isn't money is the most loathesome creation humans have ever invented?
Money is essentially a currency in things people don't want to do.
A job is doing things you dont want to do for pieces of paper that you can then use to entice other people into doing things they dont want to do for your benefit. Most of the pieces of paper your job generates goes to your employer, a "business." This is of course a human construct, a business isn't conscious, it's an abstract idea. This and this and this, belongs to this business, that is capital, these people work for this business, they are labour, both are secondary (and disposable if necessary) to the function of making "profit."
Some people are lucky or savvy enough to get people to give them pieces of paper for doing things they DO like to do, and these people can then go on to spend those pieces of paper on forcing people to do things that they don't want to do so that they can spend more time doing things they do like doing AND getting pieces of paper for doing them.
And who ends up doing most of the things we don't like doing? Starving for example? The very people who produce everything that allows us to do the things we DO like doing. Eating is one them, isn't it ironic?
No wonder they say that money is the root of all evil.
Money is essentially a currency in things people don't want to do.
A job is doing things you dont want to do for pieces of paper that you can then use to entice other people into doing things they dont want to do for your benefit. Most of the pieces of paper your job generates goes to your employer, a "business." This is of course a human construct, a business isn't conscious, it's an abstract idea. This and this and this, belongs to this business, that is capital, these people work for this business, they are labour, both are secondary (and disposable if necessary) to the function of making "profit."
Some people are lucky or savvy enough to get people to give them pieces of paper for doing things they DO like to do, and these people can then go on to spend those pieces of paper on forcing people to do things that they don't want to do so that they can spend more time doing things they do like doing AND getting pieces of paper for doing them.
And who ends up doing most of the things we don't like doing? Starving for example? The very people who produce everything that allows us to do the things we DO like doing. Eating is one them, isn't it ironic?
No wonder they say that money is the root of all evil.
Saturday 10 December 2005
The Fear
I suppose the fear is of finding out, that despite your best intentions, everything you've ever done has been motivated by self-interest.
Sivan: Really? My fear was always finding out that, regardless of motivations, everything I've ever done was in someone else's interest.
Friday 9 December 2005
Pics
This is a compilation of some pictures of my self that I actually like, nothing new or anything + a lot of you will have seen them all. The reason I'm putting them here is because sometimes someone on the interweb will ask me for pics and I'd rather just give one link then send several pictures.
"The New Me"
The Sun Shines From Behind Me
I Look Rather Remote Here
I'm not as tough as I look in this picture:
I'm Up High... take that how you will
I like getting closer to nature
The Technical Axe Man:
Yes, It's a C chord... Learn it well for it may save your life...
I Look Like Jebus
Halloween 2004, I was a real bitch! My boobs were well big but you can't really see in this pic
The Passion of the Christ
Trust me, I'm a doctor ^.~
Yes, It's my eye
Look! I have short hair! What a goth freak, lets cross the road to avoid him...
This is possibly the best pic of me ever taken:
That is all, thanks for looking.
"The New Me"
The Sun Shines From Behind Me
I Look Rather Remote Here
I'm not as tough as I look in this picture:
I'm Up High... take that how you will
I like getting closer to nature
The Technical Axe Man:
Yes, It's a C chord... Learn it well for it may save your life...
I Look Like Jebus
Halloween 2004, I was a real bitch! My boobs were well big but you can't really see in this pic
The Passion of the Christ
Trust me, I'm a doctor ^.~
Yes, It's my eye
Look! I have short hair! What a goth freak, lets cross the road to avoid him...
This is possibly the best pic of me ever taken:
That is all, thanks for looking.
Saturday 26 November 2005
Some Laughs
(26/11/05)
Bx: wot u up 2?
antz: being confused
Bx: so it aint jst me?
antz: no, absolutely not
antz: being confused is practically my occupation these days
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Bx: can u do maths by ne chance?
antz: a bit
Bx: help
antz: whats the problem?
*snicker, snicker*
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Cara: what would you rather do or go fishing?
Me: hmmm... what would I rather do or go fishing...
Me: I choose fishing
Me: just coz I don't really understand what the other option means
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Sivan: boo
Me: I was just going to say hi to you
Sivan: guess i beat you, huh?
Me: guess so
Me: but
Me: I'm going to inform the appropriate authorities
Me: and they are going to arrest you
Me: as a consequence of your tendancy towards domestic violence
Sivan: damnit
Sivan: tattletale
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Me: someone was talking about driving and how it gets them from A to B and I was saying that if I was at A, my home, my only concern was that B, the local pub, was in walking distance
Me: and she's like "what if it's cold?"
Me: and I'm like "well then I walk as briskly as possible and make it a double when I get there"
Bx: wot u up 2?
antz: being confused
Bx: so it aint jst me?
antz: no, absolutely not
antz: being confused is practically my occupation these days
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Bx: can u do maths by ne chance?
antz: a bit
Bx: help
antz: whats the problem?
*snicker, snicker*
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Cara: what would you rather do or go fishing?
Me: hmmm... what would I rather do or go fishing...
Me: I choose fishing
Me: just coz I don't really understand what the other option means
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Sivan: boo
Me: I was just going to say hi to you
Sivan: guess i beat you, huh?
Me: guess so
Me: but
Me: I'm going to inform the appropriate authorities
Me: and they are going to arrest you
Me: as a consequence of your tendancy towards domestic violence
Sivan: damnit
Sivan: tattletale
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Me: someone was talking about driving and how it gets them from A to B and I was saying that if I was at A, my home, my only concern was that B, the local pub, was in walking distance
Me: and she's like "what if it's cold?"
Me: and I'm like "well then I walk as briskly as possible and make it a double when I get there"
Wednesday 23 November 2005
Tales from the Time Loop
The only way to break the time loop is to take a different choice from the one you usually take. It is so tempting to play it safe and make the same decision as always because you know the outcome deep down and it feels familiar (however undesireable.)
Taking a risk, going out on a limb... the outcome is unclear, it isn't part of your reality and thats scary, but it's better then facing the same situations over and over again in your life... isn't it?
I think I'll find that a whole lot of other things will change if I snub the time loop in this particular instance... and although I'm scared I have a feeling it may be for the better... fuck it! I'm going to take the risk!
Taking a risk, going out on a limb... the outcome is unclear, it isn't part of your reality and thats scary, but it's better then facing the same situations over and over again in your life... isn't it?
I think I'll find that a whole lot of other things will change if I snub the time loop in this particular instance... and although I'm scared I have a feeling it may be for the better... fuck it! I'm going to take the risk!
Saturday 24 September 2005
She...
She's always there for me,
She cheers me up whenever I'm in a bad mood,
She'd never cheat on me or break my heart,
She never lies or goes in a huff,
I can hang out with her for as long as I want and she never gets bored or tired of me at all...
...And if I don't feel in the mood to hang out with her she's not so clingy that she'd take it personally or get upset...
She is, of course, my piano :)
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See Also: A Musical Poem
She cheers me up whenever I'm in a bad mood,
She'd never cheat on me or break my heart,
She never lies or goes in a huff,
I can hang out with her for as long as I want and she never gets bored or tired of me at all...
...And if I don't feel in the mood to hang out with her she's not so clingy that she'd take it personally or get upset...
She is, of course, my piano :)
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See Also: A Musical Poem
Saturday 3 September 2005
Maniacally In Love
some bits n bobs:
Deb:
i feel like starting arguements
it needs to be someone of lower intelligence
Moi:
Pick on someone your own IQ!
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Me: I never killed nobody
Me: you can't prove nothin
Cara: i found the body
Cara: guess i shoulda told you i was an undercover cop
Me: oh, you gonna put me under a rest... officer?
Cara: i have handcuffs ;-)
Me: oh, you gonna cuff me?
Me: and then what, huh?
Cara: cuff you and kiss you
Cara: im not very good at my job
Cara: can you tell?
Me: killed a man and I get a kiss
Me: I can feel a genocide coming on
Cara: lustfully
Cara: good word
Me: better then "hornily*
Cara: thats true
Me: although lustful kissing would soon make way for horny kissing
Cara: isnt it just the same?
Me: I think it's a bit more like... only sexually directed
Me: well not quite in those words
Me: it's a bit more raw
Cara: whereas lustful is more sorta
Cara: NOT just wanting in pants
Cara: just...wanting
Me: an extreme version of desire
Me: I desire
Me: your kisses
Cara: extremely?
Me: extremely!
Cara: lustfully
Me: I lust for your kiss
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Amy 00:06:07 20-11-2005
Wooo...im quite drunk but im bak home now =) im jus wunderin, wots ur last name? I no i told u mine but i dnt no urz. Thats terrible lol =)
Me 00:xx:xx 20-11-2005
Think i'll leave u guessin till Monday, lol, Hint: it's not Rumpelstiltskin!
Amy 00:33:49 20-11-2005
Oh cum on =) i wont 4get =) im not that drunk lol! If i ask nicely, wud u tell me?
Me 00:35:56 20-11-2005
Ok then, I admit, it actually *IS* Rumpelstiltskin
Amy 00:37:08 20-11-2005
Dnt joke lol. I wana no =)
Me 00:38:24 20-11-2005
Hehe this is fun ^.^
Amy 00:39:45 20-11-2005
=( cum on, please tell me? C i askt nicely =)
Me 00:41:39 20-11-2005
I better get a *REALLY* big kiss for this...
Amy 00:43:01 20-11-2005
Of course *giggles*
Me 00:44:59 20-11-2005
My Surname is... Da-dada-da *drum roll* Sammeroff
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Me: sometimes I feel like a cetain book, or film, or meeting a certain person comes at EXACTLY the right time in my life
BDN: hmm
Me: maybe my subconscious drew it to me
BDN: i know what you mean
BDN: if i had never got a myspace account i never would have met alex, my friend from iceland, who is a big bodom fan, like myself
Me: do you like him more then me :'( *sob*
BDN: and if i had never read that issue of kerrang, i would never have got the idea to download some bathory, which would never have led to me buying their album, which would never have led to me discovering the most moving song of my life
Me: basically you are saying
Me: every action has a reaction
Me: cause and effect
BDN: i suppose so
BDN: seen butterfly effect?
Me: no fraid not
BDN: its about exactly that
BDN: cause and effect
Me: it would be cool if your could do some causes without their effects
Me: like smoke n not get cancer
BDN: you can
Me: or punch som1 in the face and not get totalled
BDN: lol
BDN: or drink 22 and a half bottles of beer and not get drunk... oh wait my mate did that
BDN: believe it or not
Me: hey no way
BDN: for real
Me: getting drunk from drinking is one effect I like probably more then the cause
BDN: but hes a behemoth, hes gotten drunk twice since ive known him
BDN: about a year
BDN: and we drink nearly every weekend
BDN: its not that he wont, he CANT
BDN: hes too big lol
Me: is he? oh, I didn't realise you two were intimate
Me: night night
BDN: sleep tight
BDN: watch the bed bugs dont miraculously mutate into huge vicious beasts and devour you as you sleep, leaving only gallons of blood and a few chunks of flesh to identify you by
Me: ok
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Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: u know wot
Me: wot?
Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: i fancy u lol
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†MHP says:
I pulled a random which was pretty funny
†MHP says:
she was standing beside me at the front
†MHP says:
and she SUCKED
†MHP says:
she SUCKED my tongue!
Deb says:
lol
†MHP says:
it was weird!
†MHP says:
I've never had ne one kiss like that
†MHP says:
WTF was that all about
Deb says:
:/
Deb says:
maybe she was trying to show you her sucking skills?
†MHP says:
I should have sucked back... like a tug of war!
Deb says:
lol
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Deb:
i feel like starting arguements
it needs to be someone of lower intelligence
Moi:
Pick on someone your own IQ!
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Me: I never killed nobody
Me: you can't prove nothin
Cara: i found the body
Cara: guess i shoulda told you i was an undercover cop
Me: oh, you gonna put me under a rest... officer?
Cara: i have handcuffs ;-)
Me: oh, you gonna cuff me?
Me: and then what, huh?
Cara: cuff you and kiss you
Cara: im not very good at my job
Cara: can you tell?
Me: killed a man and I get a kiss
Me: I can feel a genocide coming on
Cara: lustfully
Cara: good word
Me: better then "hornily*
Cara: thats true
Me: although lustful kissing would soon make way for horny kissing
Cara: isnt it just the same?
Me: I think it's a bit more like... only sexually directed
Me: well not quite in those words
Me: it's a bit more raw
Cara: whereas lustful is more sorta
Cara: NOT just wanting in pants
Cara: just...wanting
Me: an extreme version of desire
Me: I desire
Me: your kisses
Cara: extremely?
Me: extremely!
Cara: lustfully
Me: I lust for your kiss
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Amy 00:06:07 20-11-2005
Wooo...im quite drunk but im bak home now =) im jus wunderin, wots ur last name? I no i told u mine but i dnt no urz. Thats terrible lol =)
Me 00:xx:xx 20-11-2005
Think i'll leave u guessin till Monday, lol, Hint: it's not Rumpelstiltskin!
Amy 00:33:49 20-11-2005
Oh cum on =) i wont 4get =) im not that drunk lol! If i ask nicely, wud u tell me?
Me 00:35:56 20-11-2005
Ok then, I admit, it actually *IS* Rumpelstiltskin
Amy 00:37:08 20-11-2005
Dnt joke lol. I wana no =)
Me 00:38:24 20-11-2005
Hehe this is fun ^.^
Amy 00:39:45 20-11-2005
=( cum on, please tell me? C i askt nicely =)
Me 00:41:39 20-11-2005
I better get a *REALLY* big kiss for this...
Amy 00:43:01 20-11-2005
Of course *giggles*
Me 00:44:59 20-11-2005
My Surname is... Da-dada-da *drum roll* Sammeroff
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Me: sometimes I feel like a cetain book, or film, or meeting a certain person comes at EXACTLY the right time in my life
BDN: hmm
Me: maybe my subconscious drew it to me
BDN: i know what you mean
BDN: if i had never got a myspace account i never would have met alex, my friend from iceland, who is a big bodom fan, like myself
Me: do you like him more then me :'( *sob*
BDN: and if i had never read that issue of kerrang, i would never have got the idea to download some bathory, which would never have led to me buying their album, which would never have led to me discovering the most moving song of my life
Me: basically you are saying
Me: every action has a reaction
Me: cause and effect
BDN: i suppose so
BDN: seen butterfly effect?
Me: no fraid not
BDN: its about exactly that
BDN: cause and effect
Me: it would be cool if your could do some causes without their effects
Me: like smoke n not get cancer
BDN: you can
Me: or punch som1 in the face and not get totalled
BDN: lol
BDN: or drink 22 and a half bottles of beer and not get drunk... oh wait my mate did that
BDN: believe it or not
Me: hey no way
BDN: for real
Me: getting drunk from drinking is one effect I like probably more then the cause
BDN: but hes a behemoth, hes gotten drunk twice since ive known him
BDN: about a year
BDN: and we drink nearly every weekend
BDN: its not that he wont, he CANT
BDN: hes too big lol
Me: is he? oh, I didn't realise you two were intimate
Me: night night
BDN: sleep tight
BDN: watch the bed bugs dont miraculously mutate into huge vicious beasts and devour you as you sleep, leaving only gallons of blood and a few chunks of flesh to identify you by
Me: ok
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Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: u know wot
Me: wot?
Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: i fancy u lol
-----
†MHP says:
I pulled a random which was pretty funny
†MHP says:
she was standing beside me at the front
†MHP says:
and she SUCKED
†MHP says:
she SUCKED my tongue!
Deb says:
lol
†MHP says:
it was weird!
†MHP says:
I've never had ne one kiss like that
†MHP says:
WTF was that all about
Deb says:
:/
Deb says:
maybe she was trying to show you her sucking skills?
†MHP says:
I should have sucked back... like a tug of war!
Deb says:
lol
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...Courtney Love is just like the girl next door...
... if you happen to live next door to a methodone clinic-----
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
hey you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I was just thinking of you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
while I was making my sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
or eating it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I can't quite remember what stage I was at
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I might have just finished it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
but whatever it was I was doing relating to the sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
it involved thinking of you
hey you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I was just thinking of you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
while I was making my sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
or eating it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I can't quite remember what stage I was at
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I might have just finished it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
but whatever it was I was doing relating to the sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
it involved thinking of you
Friday 26 August 2005
August 2005 Funny Stuff
Ben - "Now that all that pedanticism is behind us..."
Ant - "Dude, the word is 'pedantry'"
"to me flirting is not a means to an end, it's an end in itself"
Kaye: how old r u again?
Ant: what?
Kaye: how old r u
Ant: about 10 o clock
Kaye: stop it, how old r u
Ant: I'm not sure if I can this weekend, sorry
Amanda: ur my jerkfuck baby :)
Antony: prove it
Amanda: u cant prove jerkfuck lol
Amanda: it's just a way of being lol
Antony: wise man say: if you are truly a jerkfuck you need no proof, it is simply known
Ant: ohhhh come to Scotland and see the Loch Ness Monster
Omar: is that what they're calling your girlfriend these days?
Ant: I don't have a girlfriend :-(
Omar: aw... i'm sure its not your fault, maybe your just ugly
I just remembered this incident from a few days ago:
Mum: Why don't you go and do some work in Africa?
Antony: Because I don't want AIDS
I'm so PC
Ant - "Dude, the word is 'pedantry'"
"to me flirting is not a means to an end, it's an end in itself"
Kaye: how old r u again?
Ant: what?
Kaye: how old r u
Ant: about 10 o clock
Kaye: stop it, how old r u
Ant: I'm not sure if I can this weekend, sorry
Amanda: ur my jerkfuck baby :)
Antony: prove it
Amanda: u cant prove jerkfuck lol
Amanda: it's just a way of being lol
Antony: wise man say: if you are truly a jerkfuck you need no proof, it is simply known
Ant: ohhhh come to Scotland and see the Loch Ness Monster
Omar: is that what they're calling your girlfriend these days?
Ant: I don't have a girlfriend :-(
Omar: aw... i'm sure its not your fault, maybe your just ugly
I just remembered this incident from a few days ago:
Mum: Why don't you go and do some work in Africa?
Antony: Because I don't want AIDS
I'm so PC
"The Misunderstood Magician" by Omar Karmally
i saw a man pull a bunny out of his hat
he called it magic
i saw him cut a woman in half
he called it magic
i went home and cut a bunny in half
i'm just a misunderstood magician
- psychOmar (the comical genius)
he called it magic
i saw him cut a woman in half
he called it magic
i went home and cut a bunny in half
i'm just a misunderstood magician
- psychOmar (the comical genius)
Guy: you look so different to how i expected dude
Me: in what way dude?
Guy: i expected you to look like average joe
Guy: you look like some metal god lol
Me: HAHAHA thanks man thats about the best compliment I've had
Me: in what way dude?
Guy: i expected you to look like average joe
Guy: you look like some metal god lol
Me: HAHAHA thanks man thats about the best compliment I've had
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Ok, I got 8 items in from Amazon including 11 books, that means I've got another 4 odd coming, here's waht people had to say when I told them that twelve books I'd ordered is "more then they'd read in their life." :
- probably is actually
- haha true :(
- Uh huh. I doubt it
- hehe rpobly
- oh shut up i've read more than 12
- fuck u tony
- is it fuck
- so what makes u reckon i've not read 12 books?
- yea of course it is
- probably is actually
- haha true :(
- Uh huh. I doubt it
- hehe rpobly
- oh shut up i've read more than 12
- fuck u tony
- is it fuck
- so what makes u reckon i've not read 12 books?
- yea of course it is
Friday 19 August 2005
Meet Some Of My Alter Egos
Tuesday 16 August 2005
Hunting Wolves (a dwarf song)
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Horrid, Ugly, Grunting Wolves
And when an evil wolf I see
I'll cleave and cut, destroying he
My sturdy axe I'll wield with glee
And sing my melee melody
Howling Wolves, Howling Wolves
Angry, Snarling, Growling Wolves
And when an evil wolf I hear
I'll slash and slice, let out a cheer
Let ne'er a wolf Grundi not fear
If e'er an evil wolf I hear
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
I hate those horrid grunting wolves
And when an evil wolf I see
I'll hack and hew and hash with glee
A Dwarven Hero I shall be
And sing my melee melody
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Horrid, Ugly, Grunting Wolves
And when an evil wolf I see
I'll cleave and cut, destroying he
My sturdy axe I'll wield with glee
And sing my melee melody
Howling Wolves, Howling Wolves
Angry, Snarling, Growling Wolves
And when an evil wolf I hear
I'll slash and slice, let out a cheer
Let ne'er a wolf Grundi not fear
If e'er an evil wolf I hear
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
I hate those horrid grunting wolves
And when an evil wolf I see
I'll hack and hew and hash with glee
A Dwarven Hero I shall be
And sing my melee melody
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Subj: Antony! What!? Im honoured to even know your name!
Date: 17/08/2005 21:18:30 GMT Standard Time
From: Jefferson Moses
To: IDiedAtLakeBodom
THAT SONG IS SO AWESOME!
ANTONY, YOU ARE A LYRICAL GENIUS!
MY GOD, LOOKS AND BRAINS! JEEZUS, AREN'T WE A LUCKY BOY!?
hey, can you tell i love the song?
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tuesday 26 July 2005
they'll use it as an excuse to invade Iran and pass their fascistic "anti-terrorist" laws
Antony: I hope you're well
Romy: yes yes
Romy: interesting day
Romy: so any terrorist attacks in glasgow?
Antony: nope, not yet but here's hoping
Romy: lol, thats a terrible thing to say
Antony: I know, Terrorble
Romy: lol
----> <----
Sofie: one of my m8s mums wos killed thou
l8r->
Sofie: i can see why they did it yeh
Sofie: we've killed loads of their kids
----> <----
30,000 a day in Africa and they're talking about 38 on the news.
I don't see the difference between a bomb in London and one in Iraq, it's still someone's friends mum who dies.
later on 29th:
Romy: yes yes
Romy: interesting day
Romy: so any terrorist attacks in glasgow?
Antony: nope, not yet but here's hoping
Romy: lol, thats a terrible thing to say
Antony: I know, Terrorble
Romy: lol
----> <----
Sofie: one of my m8s mums wos killed thou
l8r->
Sofie: i can see why they did it yeh
Sofie: we've killed loads of their kids
----> <----
30,000 a day in Africa and they're talking about 38 on the news.
I don't see the difference between a bomb in London and one in Iraq, it's still someone's friends mum who dies.
later on 29th:
troops out
According to the BBC: "Iraq PM urges 'speedy' US pullout"
" ...but Bush has blue balls "
(Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle
" ...but Bush has blue balls "
(Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle
Sunday 24 July 2005
The Spooky Question
Do you think that if what happens after people die was the most horrible thing they can possibly imagine (hell basically), regardless of their actions in life, and everyone was aware that that was the case...
...would they still do good things?
...would they still do good things?
Monday 27 June 2005
June 2005 Laughs "I believe in magic rainbows because I'm an optimist"
†● LïŋО ●† says:
i'm so happy, i was randomly looking at some CPL gig photos and I found one of me and keeny at the front of the FF crowd at the carling academy!!
†● LïŋО ●† says:
i cant believe i found it
†MHP says:
oh no! now they'll have photographic evidence of you liking Fear Factory for the rest of your life!!
†● LïŋО ●† says:
-_-
i'm so happy, i was randomly looking at some CPL gig photos and I found one of me and keeny at the front of the FF crowd at the carling academy!!
†● LïŋО ●† says:
i cant believe i found it
†MHP says:
oh no! now they'll have photographic evidence of you liking Fear Factory for the rest of your life!!
†● LïŋО ●† says:
-_-
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"Why are you reffering to yourself as Awesomeo?"
"Awesomeo refers to himself as Awesomeo, because, he is pretty Awesome"
Omar: i'm kinda high-maintanance
Me: the only maintenance you need is a slap
"Awesomeo refers to himself as Awesomeo, because, he is pretty Awesome"
Omar: i'm kinda high-maintanance
Me: the only maintenance you need is a slap
Antony:
"Timeline:
>>> Trigger Happy Goes Back In Time And Locks Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog In Box
>>> Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog Sits In Box Bored, Thinking Of Things To Do When He Gets Out
>>> Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog Comes Up With Crazy Frog
>>> Trigger Happy Goes Back In Time And Locks Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog In Box"
Antony: I beleive in magic rainbows because I'm an optimist
Debby: but rainbows are real
Antony: but I beleive in magic rainbows because I'm an optimist
Debby: RAINBOWS ARE REAL. they are ALL magic
Antony: wow! you're really optimistic!!
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Friday 27 May 2005
"No Intelligent Life" by Antony Sammeroff
Since the dawning of humanity the question had been asked "Is there intelligent life in space," and since the dawning of the question "Is there intelligent life in space," the question had been asked, "If there is intelligent life in space, why haven't they contacted us?"
Despite the level of mysticism surrounding the latter question on earth, to the Interplantery Council the response was rather straight forward: "Why would anyone want to?" It was generally agreed that the Earth, too primitive to to bother with and too insignificant to zap, was best left ignored, and so it was for a number of millenia.
Then one day someone there thought it might be a terribly good idea to export humanity, and more hideously Americanisation, to the rest of the galaxy. For some reason this school of thought seemed to catch on. Speculation into the reason why anyone might think this idea was terribly good as opposed to just terrible was largely fruitless, but at one point was summerised by an overweight advertising clerk working on a project for an Earth corporation specialising in the sale of toilettries, "Oh yeah, space, thats a huge market."
Despite the level of mysticism surrounding the latter question on earth, to the Interplantery Council the response was rather straight forward: "Why would anyone want to?" It was generally agreed that the Earth, too primitive to to bother with and too insignificant to zap, was best left ignored, and so it was for a number of millenia.
Then one day someone there thought it might be a terribly good idea to export humanity, and more hideously Americanisation, to the rest of the galaxy. For some reason this school of thought seemed to catch on. Speculation into the reason why anyone might think this idea was terribly good as opposed to just terrible was largely fruitless, but at one point was summerised by an overweight advertising clerk working on a project for an Earth corporation specialising in the sale of toilettries, "Oh yeah, space, thats a huge market."
Saturday 30 April 2005
"death is not what happens after we live, our whole life is our death " Philosophy and Comedy April/May 2005
04/04/2005
funny how in the hedonsitic quest for hapiness we become what we always abhored
I went mad for about three and a half days.
I was having all these thoughts, some were profound, some were groundless and some were rediculously paranoid but I didn't have the ability to tell the diffence.
I felt intoxicated when I was completely sober.
I've never knows such insanity.
I was having all these thoughts, some were profound, some were groundless and some were rediculously paranoid but I didn't have the ability to tell the diffence.
I felt intoxicated when I was completely sober.
I've never knows such insanity.
have you ever been afraid to tocuh the computer because if you click "shut down" you'll be shutting yourself down, if you click "restart" you'll start life all over again, if you click "stand by" time will pause completely except for you and if you click "cancel" you'll cancel your existence completely?
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I want to live life the way i want to live, not ought to live
- What are you celebrating?
- Why, the celebration of course!
- What is the reason for the celebration?
- Well, if you need a reason to celebrate... then life is a good a reason as any!
- Whats so good about life?
- The fact that it gives you the opportunity to celebrate!
I'm not afraid to tell you that I need you today (won't you light my way?)
Joanne says:
how do u cope with stress antony
Antony says:
that is an excellent question
Antony says:
I usually ignore whatever it is that is stressing me out and pretend it doesn't exist
Mum: Antony you're missing a great program
Me: What about
Mum: [some guy that can do complex mathematics all in his head]
Me: I so don't care
Mum: He's a genius
Me: So am I
*end of conversation*
they're a better band then any of the bands you like that I don't like
"So am sittin on the bus listinin away to slayer (Angle Of Death)"
Me:
"OH FUCK!! NOT 66.6 DEGREES????"
I always say "Yarrr I'm a pirate" but that doesn't make me one, does it?
Sometimes I wish I was, so,
Once again I turn to the logic of Omar that I refined and personalised:
"hobos are just pirates without boats" -Omar
"musicians are just hobos with guitars" -Omar
Therefor, I am a pirate :D:D:D
Claire: "Your not a hobo!"
Me: "haha some might disagree with you,"
Me: I haven't shaved in ages, I have no full time occupation and I'm a musician without a band..."
- What are you celebrating?
- Why, the celebration of course!
- What is the reason for the celebration?
- Well, if you need a reason to celebrate... then life is a good a reason as any!
- Whats so good about life?
- The fact that it gives you the opportunity to celebrate!
I'm not afraid to tell you that I need you today (won't you light my way?)
Joanne says:
how do u cope with stress antony
Antony says:
that is an excellent question
Antony says:
I usually ignore whatever it is that is stressing me out and pretend it doesn't exist
Mum: Antony you're missing a great program
Me: What about
Mum: [some guy that can do complex mathematics all in his head]
Me: I so don't care
Mum: He's a genius
Me: So am I
*end of conversation*
they're a better band then any of the bands you like that I don't like
"So am sittin on the bus listinin away to slayer (Angle Of Death)"
Me:
"OH FUCK!! NOT 66.6 DEGREES????"
I always say "Yarrr I'm a pirate" but that doesn't make me one, does it?
Sometimes I wish I was, so,
Once again I turn to the logic of Omar that I refined and personalised:
"hobos are just pirates without boats" -Omar
"musicians are just hobos with guitars" -Omar
Therefor, I am a pirate :D:D:D
Claire: "Your not a hobo!"
Me: "haha some might disagree with you,"
Me: I haven't shaved in ages, I have no full time occupation and I'm a musician without a band..."
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Welcome To "Antony Makes Fun Of People" Todays Contestants: People who use stupid "words"
(that are not real words) - Thankyou Marge
Lets start with "lolol" etc. ad infinitum
GOD THIS PISSES ME OFF
What the fuck is "lolol" supposed to mean? Laughing out loud out loud???
How about "lololol" ? Laughing out loud out loud out loud???
Fuck you! It's irritating!
I know you're not actually laughing out loud and adding more "ol"s to the end doesn't convince me. Just shut the hell up.
"soz" "tomoz" "lolz"
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE "z" FROM??? -Marge Herself
Were you trying to talk to me about Zebras but forgot to press space... and then promptly changed your mind? Because thats the only excuse I can think of for saying these stupid words!
"Soz ebras!!" = "So... Zebras..." etc. <---
"lolz ebras!!" = "lol! Zebras..." etc. <--- both appropriate uses of the misplaced "z"
also observe: "Tomoz ebra, thats what I'm going to call my zebra, he's called 'Tomo Zebra'!"
"sowwie"
Hey cunt, if you're sorry say it like you mean it. FFS.
"huggles"
JESUS CHRIST!
Either give me a Hug OR a Cuddle... don't mix and match!
This word pisses me off probably more then any other one except lololololetc.
Infact I'm going to impose a mandatory 5 minute block on anyone who says it to me on MSN, and don't think of saying it to me just to be funny. Fuck I shouldn't have said anything.
Hey Fionn, this journal entry choc full of hatey goodness or what?
thankyou, goodnight.
Lets start with "lolol" etc. ad infinitum
GOD THIS PISSES ME OFF
What the fuck is "lolol" supposed to mean? Laughing out loud out loud???
How about "lololol" ? Laughing out loud out loud out loud???
Fuck you! It's irritating!
I know you're not actually laughing out loud and adding more "ol"s to the end doesn't convince me. Just shut the hell up.
"soz" "tomoz" "lolz"
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE "z" FROM??? -Marge Herself
Were you trying to talk to me about Zebras but forgot to press space... and then promptly changed your mind? Because thats the only excuse I can think of for saying these stupid words!
"Soz ebras!!" = "So... Zebras..." etc. <---
"lolz ebras!!" = "lol! Zebras..." etc. <--- both appropriate uses of the misplaced "z"
also observe: "Tomoz ebra, thats what I'm going to call my zebra, he's called 'Tomo Zebra'!"
"sowwie"
Hey cunt, if you're sorry say it like you mean it. FFS.
"huggles"
JESUS CHRIST!
Either give me a Hug OR a Cuddle... don't mix and match!
This word pisses me off probably more then any other one except lololololetc.
Infact I'm going to impose a mandatory 5 minute block on anyone who says it to me on MSN, and don't think of saying it to me just to be funny. Fuck I shouldn't have said anything.
Hey Fionn, this journal entry choc full of hatey goodness or what?
thankyou, goodnight.
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