Saturday 24 September 2005

She...

She's always there for me,
She cheers me up whenever I'm in a bad mood,
She'd never cheat on me or break my heart,
She never lies or goes in a huff,
I can hang out with her for as long as I want and she never gets bored or tired of me at all...
...And if I don't feel in the mood to hang out with her she's not so clingy that she'd take it personally or get upset...

She is, of course, my piano :)

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See Also:  A Musical Poem

Saturday 3 September 2005

Maniacally In Love

some bits n bobs:


Deb:
i feel like starting arguements
it needs to be someone of lower intelligence

Moi:
Pick on someone your own IQ!

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Me: I never killed nobody
Me: you can't prove nothin
Cara: i found the body
Cara: guess i shoulda told you i was an undercover cop
Me: oh, you gonna put me under a rest... officer?
Cara: i have handcuffs ;-)
Me: oh, you gonna cuff me?
Me: and then what, huh?
Cara: cuff you and kiss you
Cara: im not very good at my job
Cara: can you tell?
Me: killed a man and I get a kiss
Me: I can feel a genocide coming on


Cara: lustfully
Cara: good word
Me: better then "hornily*
Cara: thats true
Me: although lustful kissing would soon make way for horny kissing
Cara: isnt it just the same?
Me: I think it's a bit more like... only sexually directed
Me: well not quite in those words
Me: it's a bit more raw
Cara: whereas lustful is more sorta
Cara: NOT just wanting in pants
Cara: just...wanting
Me: an extreme version of desire
Me: I desire
Me: your kisses
Cara: extremely?
Me: extremely!
Cara: lustfully
Me: I lust for your kiss

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Amy 00:06:07 20-11-2005
Wooo...im quite drunk but im bak home now =) im jus wunderin, wots ur last name? I no i told u mine but i dnt no urz. Thats terrible lol =)
Me 00:xx:xx 20-11-2005
Think i'll leave u guessin till Monday, lol, Hint: it's not Rumpelstiltskin!
Amy 00:33:49 20-11-2005
Oh cum on =) i wont 4get =) im not that drunk lol! If i ask nicely, wud u tell me?
Me 00:35:56 20-11-2005
Ok then, I admit, it actually *IS* Rumpelstiltskin
Amy 00:37:08 20-11-2005
Dnt joke lol. I wana no =)
Me 00:38:24 20-11-2005
Hehe this is fun ^.^
Amy 00:39:45 20-11-2005
=( cum on, please tell me? C i askt nicely =)
Me 00:41:39 20-11-2005
I better get a *REALLY* big kiss for this...
Amy 00:43:01 20-11-2005
Of course *giggles*
Me 00:44:59 20-11-2005
My Surname is... Da-dada-da *drum roll* Sammeroff


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Me: sometimes I feel like a cetain book, or film, or meeting a certain person comes at EXACTLY the right time in my life
BDN: hmm
Me: maybe my subconscious drew it to me
BDN: i know what you mean
BDN: if i had never got a myspace account i never would have met alex, my friend from iceland, who is a big bodom fan, like myself
Me: do you like him more then me :'( *sob*
BDN: and if i had never read that issue of kerrang, i would never have got the idea to download some bathory, which would never have led to me buying their album, which would never have led to me discovering the most moving song of my life
Me: basically you are saying
Me: every action has a reaction
Me: cause and effect
BDN: i suppose so
BDN: seen butterfly effect?
Me: no fraid not
BDN: its about exactly that
BDN: cause and effect
Me: it would be cool if your could do some causes without their effects
Me: like smoke n not get cancer
BDN: you can
Me: or punch som1 in the face and not get totalled
BDN: lol
BDN: or drink 22 and a half bottles of beer and not get drunk... oh wait my mate did that
BDN: believe it or not
Me: hey no way
BDN: for real
Me: getting drunk from drinking is one effect I like probably more then the cause


BDN: but hes a behemoth, hes gotten drunk twice since ive known him
BDN: about a year
BDN: and we drink nearly every weekend
BDN: its not that he wont, he CANT
BDN: hes too big lol
Me: is he? oh, I didn't realise you two were intimate


Me: night night
BDN: sleep tight
BDN: watch the bed bugs dont miraculously mutate into huge vicious beasts and devour you as you sleep, leaving only gallons of blood and a few chunks of flesh to identify you by
Me: ok

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Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: u know wot
Me: wot?
Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: i fancy u lol

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†MHP says:
I pulled a random which was pretty funny
†MHP says:
she was standing beside me at the front
†MHP says:
and she SUCKED
†MHP says:
she SUCKED my tongue!
Deb says:
lol
†MHP says:
it was weird!
†MHP says:
I've never had ne one kiss like that
†MHP says:
WTF was that all about
Deb says:
:/
Deb says:
maybe she was trying to show you her sucking skills?
†MHP says:
I should have sucked back... like a tug of war!
Deb says:
lol

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...Courtney Love is just like the girl next door...

... if you happen to live next door to a methodone clinic

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†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
hey you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I was just thinking of you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
while I was making my sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
or eating it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I can't quite remember what stage I was at
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I might have just finished it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
but whatever it was I was doing relating to the sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
it involved thinking of you