Friday 26 May 2006

Assorted bit and pieces, that are amusing in various degrees

Some of these are actually really old. enjoy. (or don't, see if I care)

Amanda: Did you listen to that song?
Antony: Not yet I was busy playing my ass off
Amanda: will you listen to it now?
Antony: I'm still busy playing my ass off
Amanda: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Antony: sorry but if I don't play lots I won't be able to achieve my life time ambition...

Antony: ...of having played lots

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Antony: i want some
Christina: want some wot?
Antony: physical interaction with the opposite sex
Antony: including, but not limited to, kissing and sexual intercourse

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Antony: Yo
David Guy: hey man!!
Antony: how are ya bud
David Guy: fantastic!
David Guy: im going out with christina
Antony: Really??? well imagine that!
David Guy: how about you?
Antony: I'm going with your maw
Antony: it's nothing serious but we've been seeing each other for a while

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Antony: Keith Emerson had yer maw
BodomNight60:  that would be cool
Antony: HAHAHAH thats exactly what I was thinking!
Antony: I would be like.... totally proud


Antony: I was listening to dad rock
Cara: what dad rock were you listening to? 
Antony: fucksake
Antony: Fleetwood mac
Cara: ah, not a fan 
Cara: but 
Cara: my dad is ;p



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The opposite sex seeks to destroy us!!:
Christina: i hate it when guys hurt me *disapproving angry face*
Antony: well it happens
Antony: I think there is a mad cult of girls who have the sole mission of gaining my trust JUST so they can hurt me straight afterwards...
Christina: im sure thats not true.
Antony: they do, they hold meetings every second week on a friday night, and there's a annual convention held in the West End
Christina: ahahha


Ducks:
Antony: fuckety fuck
Antony: am bored
Shannon: o.0 lmao fuck a duck
Antony: fuck a duck??
Antony: don't mind if I do!
Shannon: XD nice
Antony: will you be a duck?
Shannon: maybeee
Antony: heeeeeeere ducky ducky ducky
Shannon: *runs away*
Antony: *chases after duckypoo*
Antony: duckypoo!!! come back!!!
Shannon: *screams and runs faster*
Antony: where are you duckypoo???
Antony: *gets hold of you and scoops you up into my arms*
Antony: now I just gotz to pluck all your wee ducky feathers
Antony: and put you in a pot for dinner mmmm mmm mmm
Shannon: O.O no
Antony: don't worry duckeypoo it's be nice n warm in the oven

Mysogynist:
Antony: you was in my journal
Christina: ano I was
Antony: aw you saw it <3
Christina: I want on it again !
Antony: well you'll have to say something funny then, you might manage
Christina: i cant
Antony: well the other way to get in is to say something which inspires me to say something funny... that way you get in indirectly
Christina: i have asda bunny ears for easter?
Antony: erm just take the third option...
Antony: a blowjob

Psychomar:
I used to be fond of whales. In fact, I even did a charity gig for "Save the Whale,"
Raised enough money to save a whole load of them!
Then, a week later I got mugged! And not one of the fat bastards turned up to help me out!
So now I do gigs for "Save the Plankton."
Ungreatful shits.

Tuesday 9 May 2006

We are...

We are the dark and the light,
We're everything thats in between,
We are The Truth, and the lie,
We act in all that you've forseen,

We're the voice inside your head,
We're the dream inside your bed,
We're the weakness and the strength,
We are the unholy descent!

We are your birth and your death,
We are the moment you're concieved,
We are the poison and the cure,
We're every falsehood you've believed,

We're the voice inside your head,
We're the dream inside your bed,
We're the weakness and the strength,
We are the unholy descent!

...And when we call you to the task
You'll do exactly as we ask...
...We are your god and satans will...
...We are the urge you have to kill!


[guitar solo]

We're the voice inside your head,
We're the dream inside your bed,
We're the weakness and the strength,
We are the unholy descent!